Learning How to Spell "Inflationary Depression"

As usual, I take a long pull from a bottle of cheap tequila, use it to swallow a handful of various calming medications, and manage to take a long, soothing drag on a cigarette before my wife yells at me, "What in the hell are you doing out there behind the garage? Put down that cigarette, spit out those medications and put down that damned bottle.